Garden, Patio & BBQ

Smoked Sea Salt

Yesterday I made smoked sea salt. I saw a dude on the interwebz using some on a flank steak these days and it looked delicious. So I wanted to try it too.

 


Current Score of the Okra on my Windowsill

They really grow!


First Dutch Oven Chicken Roast

My first try on the dutch oven other than for baking bread yesterday, together with some friends. Turns out, it’s an absolutely great tool, easy to use, minimum effort required and surprisingly convenient. I made five rubbed chicken legs with some potatoes, onions and a load of garlic, added pepper, herbs and a little beer and broth. Then just let it sit undisturbed for 1 1/2 hours and they came out juicy, tender and flavourful. Success!

BTW, I ended up not caring about calculating coal numbers, because – surprise! – they’re friggin’ hot and difficult to handle without tongs. I just put the determined amount underneath and then didn’t feel like bothering anymore so I just poured the rest from the chimney on top. Still worked beautifully.


Dutch Oven Coals Table

Since I’m planning to try this for the first time this evening (until now, it was only used for baking bread 🙂 ), here’s a table bringing together coals, temperature and pot size for getting your dutch oven to the right temperature:


German language only – sorry. It’s taken from here.


Chicken Spit Roast

I finally put my DIY Rotisserie to use yesterday evening. To be honest, I had no clue what to do so I just marinated 4 cut up chicken breasts in a little olive oil, salt, pepper and rosemary and skewered them up. After 1 1/2 hours slowly turning over the fire, they were perfectly good, crispy outside and juicy inside. I’m definitely going to do that again.


I made a Thing…

So, over the last few weeks I bolted and welded together some kind of a chuckwagon-kitchen-appliance for my garden firebowl. As usual I tried to use mainly scrap from the shop, recycling what I had but in this case I had to buy some steel rods and small parts.


Rotisserie DIY

I welded together a rotisserie mostly from scraps in the shop! I wanted it to fit into the grate slots of my stone barbecue grill so I had to design it exactly to size. I also had to grind up an idea on where to put the electric motor since, in my case, there are walls in exactly the spot where all the store bought ones have their drive.


Smoking Snapshot

I’m a lazy man, so I set up my old Webcam for monitoring the smoker while I can watch TV 🙂 It’s nearly 1.5 hrs. now.


New Cold Smoker: First real Action

As much of a little weakling my first cold smoker was, as much of a fu**ing hellraiser is this one. I even have the feeling it might do a little too much…


Cold Smoke Generator – Next Test

Ma-han! That thing absolutely works!!! As soon as you do it rigtht, it suddenly works…

I used smaller wood chips this time and an additional hole for added draft. It really glows like hell now and I’m looking forward to smoking some bacon tomorrow.


Cold Smoke Generator – New Approach (Prototype)

I know that not all folks out there like those cold smoke generators for smoking meat. Many rather rely on the good old openly glowing wood chips in a bowl at the bottom of their smoke house. But for my small batches in my small smoker, these generators come in really handy. Since, unfortunately, the last cold smoke generator wasn’t so much the bringer of happiness, I tried a new approach:


Bold attempt

I feel bold trying to grow herbs from seeds on my window sill this time of the year… 🙂 Let’s see if it works.


Hedgehog Hilton

My SO wanted a hedgehog box in the garden for the little fellows to have a secure and cozy hideout during winter. I liked the Idea but due to my job situation lately, I neither had the time nor the nerves to make one myself. So we bought this one instead:

It is roughly 28,5 x 48 x 38 cm (H x W x D) and it’s a simple construction – you can put it together in minutes. We gave it a good coat of linseed oil for weather protection and as soon as the oil had dried we placed it outside. We hope it becomes our personal “Hedgehog Hilton” this winter.


The Planting Table is done

The shed mounted planting table is also finally done. It has three layers of paint now – eventually we didn’t use oil but a white outdoor wood paint that matches the rest of the shed.


BBQ Times

We had some barbecues these days. A piece of rib eye steak that turned out really, really good and some kind of a “freestyle burger assembly session” a day later. I f**ing like this grill!


Planting table

I made a planting table for my SO today. The old one finally gave up due to weather, wear and tear. It’s going to be mounted on the garden shed’s wall with hinges so it’s “foldable” to save some space when it’s not in use and also to protected from the elements a little better.


Smoking done… but not good.

So yesterday the four pieces of pork went into the smoker for two sessions with about 4 hours each. Unfortunately, only one of them came out good, the other three didn’t. Very harsh taste, almost bitter. Not really pleasant. At least they looked pretty…


Dry box in use

The meat that I cured some days ago are now hanging in the dry box for “brennen”. I’ll do that intuitively, so I’ll see if it takes one or two days for a good result. After that they’ll be going into the smoker for 6-8 hours.


Cold smoking again #1

So I think I’m starting large-scale production now… 🙂 I have four new pieces of pork here again (belly, neck and shoulder) that I want to cure in different ways and that I plan to cold-smoke next weekend.


Product Review: Soil tester

I like bullshitting around about hatching seedlings and grow various plants indoors and in my garden. But the one with the real green thumb in this house is my wife. So I, for my part, have to rely on technical utilities in order not to either drown or dry out my windowsill greens.

This is what I use (available on amazon). It can tell you the soil’s moisture (cool and important), the ph-value (who cares?) and the amount of sunlight (couldn’t care less) for your plants.

Note: I don’t have any affiliate-link or something the like to Amazon (I suppose they would laugh out loud if I came up to them with that). I post this here simply because it’s useful to me and that’s where I got it from.


My favourite Dry Rub and BBQ Glaze (Recipe)

The 2.574.956th approach to rub and glaze mixtures on the net. These are my two personal favourites. I like them because they go together really well and are absolutely easy to make. Just mix ’em up and you’re ready to go.


Tabletop Fireplace

So I made a tabletop fireplace for my SO these days (she likes shit like that):


First potato harvest

This is the first harvest of my bucket-grown own potatoes! Man, I’m proud! O.K., in the cold light of day they’re sorry little fuckers but they have grown on my own terrace and they prove that it works!


First Smoker Action this Year!

Yeah! Four racks of baby back ribs and two barbecue fatties! I’m going to try out he new “small” UDS that I made last winter. It has worked beautifully for cold smoking bacon, now I’m curious about how it’ll perform smoking a serious load of meat. Some friends are going to come over tonight, we’re going to have some beer for the boys, some wine for the ladies and lots to eat. My mouth already waters in anticipation…


Making a Garden Table, Episode 4

So the Barrel-garden-table is finally done. It looks nice enough and I’m looking forward to trying it out.


Planting Tomatoes

Planting tomatoes the not-so-traditional way. Just buy some meaty, juicy tomatoes with many seeds in the supermarket and slice them up, about 1/2 an inch thick. We had some cocktail tomatoes left over here, but any will work as long as they’re halfway fresh and juicy. Lay the slices into a pot with good potting soil, giving them some space (or using seperate pots) and cover with about 1/2 an inch of dirt. Water lightly and… wait.


Making a Garden Table, Episode 3

Finally the weather was good enough to let me make the paint job on the high table. Black, of course, just like my heart / my lungs 🙂


Making a Garden Table, Episode 1

I had a 200 l Steel Barrel left in the Garage and decided to make some kind of a garden-/bar-/high-table from it for when we have a barbecue. It’ll have space for bottles and glasses, and I’m pondering on giving it a small integrated trash can and/or a cooler.


Roasting Device

Some uniquely ingenious unknown guy on the internet posted this self made gadget and I want to make this so badly! Absolutely great idea!

It reminds me of a “Döner”-grill a little, and I think it’d be fun to try this out with some friends a some beers.


Regrow your Veggies!

I have already successfully tried to re-grow garlic, green onions and avocados. This chart gives more examples that I want to try out.

Generally, this is an easy thing to do, not much work, it’s easy to collect some kitchen scraps. Just give them light and some water and wait a little.  It’s fun and if it works out right you can eat your own, home-grown veggies.


Veggie growing

Planted the freshly hatched veggies into my raised garden bed yesterday.


Power-Growing

You  know what these are? POTATOES!


New UDS, the finals

Final burning out with about 350°C for “decontamination”. Now it’s ready to use.


New UDS, Part 4

Done! Can’t wait to light it up.


New UDS, Part 3

3rd day of making the new UDS: Added a small, removable shelf (for thermometers) with hooks and a moveable lid for the main Air intake. I also finished the firehole door and a drain-hole for when it might get flooded (again). It’s also got it’s first layer of fire-proof laquer. After that, it got de-oiled with a felt litre of Acetone.


New UDS, Part 2

Second step for the new UDS. I even found an old grill lid that fits.


New UDS, Part 1

Began working on a new Ugly Drum Smoker. Smaller in size for easier temperature control and easier handling.


Skewer holder

Made myself a shashlik-skewer holder that fits snugly into the grate slots of my garden grill. Can’t wait to try it out.


Pergola construction, Part two

This is what my Balcony looks like since the Hops has grown and is providing a screen towards my Neighbours. Finally got my balcony-pergola-construction done. Attached a retractable Tarp and destroyed a Multitool.


Pergola construction, Part one

So I have constructed some kind of a pergola on my balcony this week. I will post updates as soon as I have the sunscreen attached.


King oyster mushrooms

Harvesting Time! King oyster mushrooms. They really do grow like hell.


Grilling Table

This is my Grilling Table that I want to place beside my Barbecue-Grill and Smoker. It is made solely from the Wood of two Euro-Pallets, and it was fairly easy to plan and build until now. Now comes the really difficult part of somehow heaving it out of my basement shop up to the garden… Update will follow shortly – hopefully.


Another Grilling/BBQ-ing incident in my garden

Had a small BBQ-Session yesterday. 20 People, loads of Beer and lots to eat.


Oil barrel grill in use

So meanwhile the BBQ-Grill has moved to Hamburg as intended. Finally, it was put to the real test and it really works fine.


Oven door

My new front door for the stone grill. Now it doubles as a pizza-oven and it actually works!


Oil drum grill is done

And finally burned out and tested the oil drum grill.


Barbecue in the garden

Had some nice Stuff in the Smoker these days.


Grill building update

Barbecue-Update.


Oil Barrel Grill

Some progress on the Oil-Barrel-Barbecue I’m working on.


Pondering on an oven door

Planning on a door for my brick garden barbecue grill in order to be able to use it as a pizza oven.


Herb rack

Again, something for my SO. A rack for our kitchen-herbs, decorative enough as i hope.


Home grown Jalapenos

The next few from my little indoor chili crop. Nice little dirty hot jalapenos. Fifteen or so altogether meanwhile.


Stone grill

My new stone grill, finally set it up, this is something I wished for for a long time. My best friends gave it to me as a birthday present – I’m proud and I’m really very grateful! Markus helped me putting it up, and it’ll be fired for the first time as soon as the plaster has cured.


My own tomatoes

Today’s harvest. Very happy.


Tiki torches

Wall-mounted Tiki-torches for my patio.

Edit: They work.


My raised garden bed

My raised garden bed now and then. Beginning of June and now (middle of July).