Town Names…

I’m here in the northern germany refuge at the Moment, and the town names around here in the north make me giggle more than often. For example that firetruck on the image is from the “voluntary fire brigade” of the town of – literally(!) – “Lentil Stew”  🙂

The Art of Manliness: The Prisoner Workout

 For everyone like me who is too lazy or too busy to hit the gym regularly, here’s an interesting article on how to exercise at home.It’s a bodyweight-workout, no fuss and effective and it doesn’t require any equipment (thus “The Prisoner Workout”). I’m doing this at the moment and I hope i will keep it up. 

I generally recommend that site: The Art of Manliness


You need exactly one asshole in your life. Your own. Get rid of all the others.

– unknown

The Price…

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it.

– Henry David Thoreau

The Trick…

The trick is to set yourself a fixed goal and steadily pursue it. One step at a time.

– Me

Jedes Land…

Jedes Land auf dieser Welt hat irgendeine Form von Nationalgefühl. Deutschland nicht. Deutschland hat die Grünen.

– Me

I can learn from this dog


Found this mint box at my local gas station today and had to buy it right away 🙂 Rough translation:

“CAUTION: Calories are invisible, mean little creeps. They come out at night and sew your clothes tighter.”


“No” is a complete and reasonable sentence. It doesn’t need any explanation nor justification.

– Me


When you have exhausted all possibilities, remember this: You haven’t.

– Thomas Edison


Before any decision you should ask yourself: “Do I want that?”, “Do I want that?”, and, most importantly: “Do I want that?”

 – Unknown

Who says having your own business is stressful?

German Summer…

I love the german summer. It’s the best day of the year!


If you live in a country where you can be arrested for fishing without a license but not for entering that country illegally… It’s safe to say that this country is run by idiots.


According to science, a bumblebee cannot fly. The bumblebee doesn’t know that and just flies.

– Unknown


Confidence ist not: ‘They’ll like me.’
Confidence is: ‘I’ll be fine if they don’t.’

– Unknown

System Check…

If you’re over 40 it’s no longer called masturbation. It’s called a system check.


Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.

– William Gibson


All the good Things start with an ’S’ – Sex, Summer, Sun, Beer.


Jail Time…

Sometimes I have to tell myself: “It’s just not worth the jail time…”


A Year from now…

Ask yourself this simple question: “Will this matter a year from now?”

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