I’m here in the northern germany refuge at the Moment, and the town names around here in the north make me giggle more than often. For example that firetruck on the image is from the “voluntary fire brigade” of the town of – literally(!) – “Lentil Stew” 🙂
For everyone like me who is too lazy or too busy to hit the gym regularly, here’s an interesting article on how to exercise at home.It’s a bodyweight-workout, no fuss and effective and it doesn’t require any equipment (thus “The Prisoner Workout”). I’m doing this at the moment and I hope i will keep it up.
I generally recommend that site: The Art of Manliness
You need exactly one asshole in your life. Your own. Get rid of all the others.
The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it.
– Henry David Thoreau
The trick is to set yourself a fixed goal and steadily pursue it. One step at a time.
Jedes Land auf dieser Welt hat irgendeine Form von Nationalgefühl. Deutschland nicht. Deutschland hat die Grünen.
“No” is a complete and reasonable sentence. It doesn’t need any explanation nor justification.
When you have exhausted all possibilities, remember this: You haven’t.
– Thomas Edison
Before any decision you should ask yourself: “Do I want that?”, “Do I want that?”, and, most importantly: “Do I want that?”
I love the german summer. It’s the best day of the year!
If you live in a country where you can be arrested for fishing without a license but not for entering that country illegally… It’s safe to say that this country is run by idiots.
According to science, a bumblebee cannot fly. The bumblebee doesn’t know that and just flies.
Confidence ist not: ‘They’ll like me.’
Confidence is: ‘I’ll be fine if they don’t.’
If you’re over 40 it’s no longer called masturbation. It’s called a system check.
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.
All the good Things start with an ’S’ – Sex, Summer, Sun, Beer.
Sometimes I have to tell myself: “It’s just not worth the jail time…”
Ask yourself this simple question: “Will this matter a year from now?”