You need exactly one asshole in your life. Your own. Get rid of all the others.
Jedes Land auf dieser Welt hat irgendeine Form von Nationalgefühl. Deutschland nicht. Deutschland hat die Grünen.
Before any decision you should ask yourself: “Do I want that?”, “Do I want that?”, and, most importantly: “Do I want that?”
If you live in a country where you can be arrested for fishing without a license but not for entering that country illegally… It’s safe to say that this country is run by idiots.
According to science, a bumblebee cannot fly. The bumblebee doesn’t know that and just flies.
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.