You need exactly one asshole in your life. Your own. Get rid of all the others.

– unknown

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it.

– Henry David Thoreau

The trick is to set yourself a fixed goal and steadily pursue it. One step at a time.

– Me

Jedes Land auf dieser Welt hat irgendeine Form von Nationalgefühl. Deutschland nicht. Deutschland hat die Grünen.

– Me

I can learn from this dog


Found this mint box at my local gas station today and had to buy it right away 🙂 Rough translation:

“CAUTION: Calories are invisible, mean little creeps. They come out at night and sew your clothes tighter.”

“No” is a complete and reasonable sentence. It doesn’t need any explanation nor justification.

– Me

When you have exhausted all possibilities, remember this: You haven’t.

– Thomas Edison

Before any decision you should ask yourself: “Do I want that?”, “Do I want that?”, and, most importantly: “Do I want that?”

 – Unknown

Who says having your own business is stressful?

I love the german summer. It’s the best day of the year!

If you live in a country where you can be arrested for fishing without a license but not for entering that country illegally… It’s safe to say that this country is run by idiots.

According to science, a bumblebee cannot fly. The bumblebee doesn’t know that and just flies.

– Unknown

Confidence ist not: ‘They’ll like me.’
Confidence is: ‘I’ll be fine if they don’t.’

– Unknown

If you’re over 40 it’s no longer called masturbation. It’s called a system check.

Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.

– William Gibson

All the good Things start with an ’S’ – Sex, Summer, Sun, Beer.


Sometimes I have to tell myself: “It’s just not worth the jail time…”


Ask yourself this simple question: “Will this matter a year from now?”